I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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