Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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