It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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