problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
