Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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