i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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