never play flip cup with pint glasses
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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