I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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