did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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