Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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