redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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