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I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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