Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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