I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he high fived his dick after we had sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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