new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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