butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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