Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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