I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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