Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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