you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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