he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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