I'm going to jail i love you
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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