either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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