I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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