I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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