your parents love me but you hate me
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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