remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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