im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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