she kept yelling 'call me bella'
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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