Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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