That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think people are normalizing furries
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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