Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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