remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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