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(248): View more from Michigan

we dont do blackfin have a good night :)

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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.

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(831): View more from California

just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

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