so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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