I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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