I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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