Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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