they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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