So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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