69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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