I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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