This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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