this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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