I got chris browned last night
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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