'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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