I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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