i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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