How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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