That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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