Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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