I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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