Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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