Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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