Jerry, you need to find god
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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