on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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