the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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